I went in search of miracles? and stumbled upon a monster instead. In return for the healing I was so desperate for, I just had to make one teensy weensie promise?To be his consort for, uh?forever.To say I wasn't exactly thinking things through when I said yes was an understatement.And now I've been whisked away to a castle in a wintry wonderland with a ginormous, ferocious chimera. You know, lion-like head, goat horns, big freaking wings. Yeah.And he's just deposited me on his bed, ready to start making good on that whole consort promise. Apparently forever starts NOW.Gulp.