When writer-for-hire Jaine Austen signs on to script vows for the ultimate Bridezilla, 'I do's' soon become 'I wish I hadn't's' - and curtains for the bride spell a veil of woes for Jaine. Jaine's accepted her share of lame gigs to pay the bills, but rewriting Shakespeare's got to be an all-time low. The fiasco begins with a call from Jaine's high-school nemesis, uber rich uber witch Patti Devane. It seems Patti will soon be sashaying down the aisle with another former classmate from Hermosa High, and she'd like the exchange of vows to evoke Romeo and Juliet, except without the 'downer' of an ending.