He's not the hero they deserve, but he's the hero they've got. No, seriously. Talon wants to know what he did to deserve this. What would make a sentient rock decide that he of all people should be the one to save the world from zombies? That's right. Zombies. Because apparently a higher power decided that teaching magic to teenagers wasn't enough of a challenge. With a ridiculously attractive healer (who may or may not hate him), his sister (who he miiiight have a forbidden telepathic link with), a sentient god-like rock (that can only communicate via yes/no vibes), a disdainful dragon, and a rude matchmaking horse by his side, he just might be able to save the world. Or die trying.