Undead and unwed: After losing her job and getting run down by an SUV, Betsy doesn't think her life can get much worse. But then comes her afterlife. Waking in a tacky coffin wearing off-brand sh oes, Betsy soon discovers that she is now a member of the undead. What's more, she seems to be the prophesized "Queen of Vampires, " with all the perks, and none of the weaknesses, of traditional vampires. Finding herself in the midst of a power struggle betwee n the forces of darkness, Betsy only has her rich friend Jessica and the hunky vampire Sinclair to fall back on.