What I thought I'd get on Valentine's Day: a card. What I got on Valentine's Day: a blind date with my brand new roommate. Let it be known that I, Saylor Green, am wholeheartedly against blind dating. I think it's superficial, unnecessary, and designed wholly to force people into relationships they aren't ready for. It's me. I'm people. So when Dylan Parker takes the seat across from me, I'm ready to dismiss him at one glance. The problem? He's hot and funny and sweet and the exact kind of guy I read about in the romance novels I sell like hotcakes in my bookstore. He's also my new roommate. Who likes to walk around in his sweatpants and peer over my shoulder and comment on all my online dating escapades. When he offers to help me flirt my way to dating success, I'm all for it. But what am I supposed to do when the only person I want to flirt with is ... Dylan?