Utensils are for more than stirring up trouble.Lauren gave up on love long ago. As an ER doctor, she saves lives daily and keeps her own life safe and predictable—until a set of antique silverware warms to her touch.Suddenly, Lauren finds herself the unexpected heroine in a reverse harem tale, surrounded by three . . . no, eight World War II super soldiers who are as tempting as they are chaotic.Falling in love with sentient spoons, forks, and knives? It’s absurd, testosterone-charged mayhem—and yet, love always finds a way.This isn’t your typical sentient-object romance. Expect rom-com hilarity, Marvel-level action, and a poignant love story wrapped in a quirky utensil fantasy universe.Cautionary Warning: Utensil dynamics are highly unconventional. There’s a battle brewing that can only be resolved with the elimination of Inkwell. There will be violence and heartbreak, but justice will finally be served.