Fact #257 - Allie Sai should have been named “Unlucky.” Prison sucked. She should've known better than to run from her unlucky future, should've known that the government would catch her, should've known that no one escaped the draft. When a failed escape attempt leaves her in the custody of a sexy alien with the personality of grey paint, there's only one thing a girl can do.Fact #372 - Sometimes moonshine is not the answer. Numbing her fear seemed like a brilliant idea – until pirates attack her airship looking for goods of the female variety. Looks like she’ll have to save herself, but... she bungles it, leaving her with only one option. Make a deal with the devils. Fact #401 - Pirates aren't princes. They're extortionists.