While searching for stolen dragon eggs, newly engaged couple Kianthe and Reynafind themselves smack-dab in the middle of a swashbuckling love story.On one side is Serina, a failed farmer turned river pirate. Her booty? Wheat, grains,and the occasional jar of imported tea leaves. It's quite the embarrassment to DiarnArlon, the powerful lord of the Nacean River, and he'll conscript anyone to bring her tojustice. Especially Kianthe, the elemental mage who just crashed his party, and hersomewhat-scary fiancée.Begrudgingly, the couple joins forces with Bobbie, one of Arlon's constables--whohappens to be Serina's childhood friend. Bobbie is determined to capture the piratebefore anyone else, but it would be a lot easier if Serina didn't absolutely loathe hernow.As Kianthe and Reyna watch this relation-shipwreck from afar, it quickly becomesapparent that these disaster lesbians need all the help they can get. Luckily,matchmaking is Reyna's favorite past time. The dragon eggs may have to wait.